Holiday Hermit Gifts

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Too much social woo woo!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

Kringle: The Decca Years

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'