Hermit Holidaymaker Gifts

"Anywhere away from humans."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Skier and his dog.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Ice Cream Tower.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

OM, SWEET OM

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"Free why-fi.”

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'