Heavenly Holidaymaker Gifts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'See you in two weeks!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Skier and his dog.

How to fight a vampire snowman

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Yipeee!"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'