Heavenly Holidaymaker Gifts

Things to do in the area.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Lounging by the pool

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Camping-Pong

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'See you in two weeks!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Skier and his dog.

How to fight a vampire snowman

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."