Elite Holidaymaker Gifts

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I'm beached body ready."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Protection from the sun.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Fantastic holiday.

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