Ironic Holidaymaker Gifts

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Fantastic holiday.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Protection from the sun.

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Things to do in the area.

Women bathing at the seaside

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

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