Holiday Hermit Pillows

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Too much social woo woo!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"