Happy Hermit Pillows

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

OM, SWEET OM

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Free why-fi.”

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'