Forest Hermit Gifts

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

Television Readers.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Connected to Technology.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Unsocial Networking.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."