Forest Hermit T-Shirts

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

Television Readers.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Unsocial Networking.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."