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"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

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Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017