Island Hermit T-Shirts

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'