Hermit Vibes Gifts

"We had to remove him from public view."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Home Working

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Unsocial Networking.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Who's there?"

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."