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"We had to remove him from public view."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Home Working

"Free why-fi.”

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Unsocial Networking.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Who's there?"

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."