Office Hermit T-Shirts

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Television Readers.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

OM, SWEET OM

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Free why-fi.”

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Unsocial Networking.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"