Modern Seer Gifts

"You've got mail."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

Your Palm

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Who's there?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Plugged In

'The mist is clearing.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."