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Seer Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a seer or spiritual guide? Our curated collection celebrates their mystical insight with humorous and heartfelt items. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that resonate with their visionary spirit and love of the mystical world.
'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'
'What do you mean, closed due to unforeseen circumstances?'
'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'
'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'
'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'
'You will spend many years in a luxurious mansion, sprawled in front of a warm fireplace.'
"I don't see a thing. You're just too inscrutable."
"Almost there - just waiting to get through the opening credits."
"It doubles as a snow globe. When we're done, you get a complimentary 5 day weather forecast."
"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller
"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."
Fortune teller has a diary for 2017
"It looks like you'll be gone by half-time."
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
"I had a vision of my own death. Man, I really go out in style!"
"How's my end of year looking?"
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
"I see everyone you know dancing on a tiny dance floor...no wait, that's your grave."
"You will dance on your enemy's grave."
'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'
"I have no idea how this happened, Ma'am! I'm calling the crystal ball service department to get us out of here."
"Darling we need to talk about our future."
"I came to this seance t get to the other side!"
"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."
A self-filling prophecy.
"You are going on a long journey. . ."
"Help yourself to a fortune cookie while the ball is warming up."
'Can I borrow a cuppa tealeaves,dearie?
Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".
"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."
"I'll be right back."
"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."
"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."
Seer Gifts Collection
Seer Mugs
Explore our range of mystical mugs perfect for seers. Find the ideal design to match their visionary personality.
Seer Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows with enchanting designs, ideal for seers who love to surround themselves with magic.
Seer Prints
Decorate a seer's space with inspiring prints that celebrate their unique gift of seeing beyond the ordinary.
Seer T-Shirts
Discover witty and whimsical t-shirts designed for seers and spiritual enthusiasts. Perfect for expressing their mystical outlook.