Spectacle Seer Gifts

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Chess on TV

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Matador.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Who's there?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Alien Optician.

Tittle and tattle.

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot