Spectacle Seeker Gifts

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

'One letter at a time.'

Glasses to find other glasses.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Well, it looks like you need trifocals!'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Monster in optician.

Man's Sight is Restored

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Once you've seen one circus, you've seen them all!'

Clarity Shop offering laser eye treatment.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

Your Stronger Spectacles Are Ready At The Opticians!

Chess on TV

I NEED GLASSES

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Without my reading glasses, I can't tell if this a fake news or not."

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

Optician: Spectacular Reductions!

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

Budget Opticians.

Glasses

"Look, the crowd loves it! I told you the bungee cord would be a BIg Hit!"

"Why the lorgnette?"

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

Alien Optician.

Marooned Optometrist