Sports Spectacle Seeker Gifts

"Er...Eric..."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

First Prize!

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Football fan

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Chess on TV

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Matador.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Optometrist practical jokes

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"What have you done?"

Budget Opticians.

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

Alien Optician.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."