Sports Spectacle Seeker Gifts

"Er...Eric..."

First Prize!

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Football fan

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

Chess on TV

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Matador.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Budget Opticians.

Alien Optician.

"What have you done?"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

Optometrist practical jokes

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.