Sporty Sightseer Gifts

Opticians.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Well, now we've seen it."

The Big Game Park

Hotel Room

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"Er...Eric..."

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

"Anywhere they have a sport he doesn't understand"

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'Ok - Who's farted?'

Scenic Route.

Ice-Skating Disaster.

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

'Tall ship in view'

The 19th hole

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays