Sporty Sightseer Gifts

Opticians.

Beaver tower

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Greece

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Well, now we've seen it."

The Big Game Park

Hotel Room

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"Er...Eric..."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

"Anywhere they have a sport he doesn't understand"

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'Ok - Who's farted?'

Ice-Skating Disaster.

Scenic Route.

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

'Tall ship in view'

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

The 19th hole