Sporty Birdwatcher Gifts

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Pole Vault Birds

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Two vegans, please."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Bird Torture.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'