Sporting Spectacle Seekers Gifts

'You are doing it wrong.'

Trappist talk show.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Chess on TV

Football fan

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Matador.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Alien Optician.

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Budget Opticians.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

The Kink and I

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

"What have you done?"

Optometrist practical jokes

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Stunning politeness.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."