Festival Seeker Gifts

The Plain Bread Crumbs Festival is a dud.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Face painting.

Cimafunk

Cariactures

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Green Balloon

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Chano Pozo,

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Margarita

If you're happy and you know it...

Clown Face Painting

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'