Festival Fun Seeker Gifts

Nativity pizzas

Santa and Eyechart.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"If you can get past the name, they really are quite delicious."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Out To Lurch

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Margarita

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Photobooth Photobomb

Children's Entertainer