Carnival Fun Seeker Gifts

Ticket prizes...

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Southwark Fair.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Out To Lurch

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

Too much monkey business...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."