Festive Funseekers Gifts

Mall Santa

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Snowman

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Christmas Dwarves

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

When the water's colder than you thought...

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Zombie Christmas

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Balloon ski lift

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."