Festive Funseekers Mugs

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Snowman

Photobooth Photobomb

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Olympic Jar Opening Event

When the water's colder than you thought...

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Zombie Christmas

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Balloon ski lift

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.