Halloween Fun Seeker Gifts

"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Out To Lurch

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Call me!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Children's Entertainer

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People