Halloween Fun Seeker Mugs

"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Out To Lurch

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Call me!"

Photobooth Photobomb

Children's Entertainer

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"You know damn well what noise!"