Festival Fun-lover Gifts

Purim killjoys

Hanukkah Plans

Socially Distanced Chanukah

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

On holiday.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Cimafunk

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candid Camera store.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Face painting by numbers.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Karataoke

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Peel poker.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.