Festival Goer Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

Carp Festival.

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"Mayday!"

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"$100 for a lemon? Are you crazy?!"

'Drink up, Helmut...'

Happy 2023 Chinese New Year of the Rabbit

Country Bumpkin.

Crocodile Rock

'Sigh, festivals, week in, week out. Sometimes I just want to throw the whole thing in and get a job in the city.'

Sex drugs and rock and roll.

'Boy he's good!' (street musician makes passers-by dance a conga line).

'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'

'This ain't Glastonbury, mate! Piss off!'

The all night Shavuot learning was as lively as usual.

PURIM - Jewish holiday

Preparing for the season

The Solstice Experience

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'He decided to become a multiculturalist right arounf the time the 'World Beer Festival' hit town'

Face Painting.

Chano Pozo,

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

Helium Guitar Festival

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"My precious child, I never left you. Where you see one set of footprints, it was probably that music festival where you carried me upon your shoulders, for I weigh less than you do."

Elton John Glastonbury

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

San Francisco hitchhiker

Rave