Film Festival Goer Gifts

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Thank you for coming out to support our independent film. In the spirit of independence, we don't need you. Get out.'

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

'Oh man, every time.'

Ellen Page

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cariactures

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Leslie Caron.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Bloody hell!"

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Chano Pozo,

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Clown Face Painting

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

This side is the gag reel.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'