Film Festival Fan Gifts

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Bloody hell!"

"Werewolves of London..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Free Bird!"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Pearly King and Queen

Giant slug attacks a city

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience