Film Festival Aficionado Gifts

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Face painting.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Now Playing at the Europlex

The Running of the Brie

"Spoiler alert."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'