Film Festival Goer Pillows

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'Thank you for coming out to support our independent film. In the spirit of independence, we don't need you. Get out.'

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

'Oh man, every time.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cariactures

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Clown Face Painting

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Now Playing at the Europlex

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

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