Film Goer Pillows

Cinemuck

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Getting to Know You

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"The Eggsorcist"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Spoiler alert."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Tom Hanks

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"