Theater Goer Pillows

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

What Are These?

Huge, tough guy going to sit in front of little man at movie theater.

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Would you like to catch a play tonight or stay at home and watch the riots on TV?'

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

They rehearsed Shakespeare in appropriate places.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magician's Assistant

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Turandot

'Is there an economist in the house?'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Ballet dancer

The City Center Presents: An evening with Grandpa Warren.

Raging Bull on Ice

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Big and Brassy.

Miggs's short-lived joy

3D Glasses

"Where's the cat? Where's the tin roof? What the hell is this?"

Making noise in the cinema

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Southwark Fair.

Champagne

Honoré de Balzac

Pirate

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'