Theater Goer Prints

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

What Are These?

Huge, tough guy going to sit in front of little man at movie theater.

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Would you like to catch a play tonight or stay at home and watch the riots on TV?'

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

They rehearsed Shakespeare in appropriate places.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magician's Assistant

Amanda Seyfried

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Turandot

'Is there an economist in the house?'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Ballet dancer

The City Center Presents: An evening with Grandpa Warren.

Raging Bull on Ice

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Big and Brassy.

Miggs's short-lived joy

3D Glasses

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

"Where's the cat? Where's the tin roof? What the hell is this?"

Making noise in the cinema

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."