Movie Theatre Goer Prints

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

Pirate

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Cinemuck

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Miggs's short-lived joy

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Those who can can, dance."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Raging Bull on Ice

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Wotan with eye patch