Movie Theatre Goer Mugs

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

Pirate

Theatre Masks and Butts

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Don't go in there!!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Amanda Seyfried

Miggs's short-lived joy

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Raging Bull on Ice

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

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