Cinema Goers Mugs

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Canadian film production

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Moby Dick

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Drive in movies.

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Kirsten Johnson

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"