Music Festival Goer Gifts

'Got any grass?'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Dino Fest

'How was Glastonbury?' (Hippos).

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Projection

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Teddy Bear Rave - "I remember when they were happy with just a picnic."

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

Carmen crowd scene

Bebo Valdes

"When I said we were going to follow the dead, I was talking about that guy."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cariactures

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

George Michael

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

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