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'Got any grass?'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Dino Fest

'How was Glastonbury?' (Hippos).

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Teddy Bear Rave - "I remember when they were happy with just a picnic."

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

Carmen crowd scene

Bebo Valdes

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Cariactures

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bacchus.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

Rainbow Quartet

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Clown Face Painting

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Pearly King and Queen