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"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Pearly King and Queen

Fossil record player.

"Free Bird!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."