Music Festival Aficionado Prints

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Anna Calvi

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Elvis Presley

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Kritik's Korner

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Pearly King and Queen

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Free Bird!"

Fossil record player.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Liam Gallagher.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."