Faithful Festival-goer T-Shirts

"Is it just me, or is this year's block party lousy with alter boys?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Cariactures

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Chano Pozo,

"Free Bird!"

Clown Face Painting

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Pearly King and Queen

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Liam Gallagher.

Dancing at the Clubs.

The Running of the Brie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Earth Mother

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

I came, I saw, I partied!