Event Goer Gifts

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

Need ticket.

Tomb of the Unknown Plus-Ones

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. VII. - Hotels are quite full.

'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

All dressed up and no place to go

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cariactures

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Chano Pozo,

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Carioca

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Leo McKern