Event Goers Gifts

'I don't know about you but this is the last Fireman's Ball that I go to!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

All dressed up and no place to go

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the racket season again!"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Masked Pianist