Event Goers Gifts

'I don't know about you but this is the last Fireman's Ball that I go to!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the racket season again!"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Masked Pianist

"Any apologies for absence?"