Events Attendance Gifts

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

All dressed up and no place to go

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'I'll take it!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Inhospitality tent.

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

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