Concert Attendance Gifts

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

Elvis Presley

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Eric Clapton.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Steve Howe.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.